"I also notice when driving by our public school grounds and sports fields another phenomenon taking place: the young girls are trained in sports right along with the boys. To me, this can only be degrading to the boys." www.jesus-is-savior.com

obwohl:

Jesus Can't Play Rugby

Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game, Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game, Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves. Free Beer for all the ruggers, Free Beer for all the ruggers, Free Beer for all the ruggers, Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.

Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his head gear is illegal, Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's only got twelve friends Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he can't support a hooker Jesus can't play touch judge 'cause his arms point both ways Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's nailed to the cross Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got holes in his hands Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got some open wounds Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got illegal toe cleats Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause the ball goes through his hands Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause the Jew won't pay his dues Jesus can play hooker, 'cause he's got the perfect stance Jesus can't play Rugby, 'cause Mary's not a hooker Jesus can't play Rugby, 'cause his sandals don't hold beer Jesus can play Rugby, 'cause he likes a good conversion Jesus can't play Rugby, 'cause his sandals don't have cleats Jesus can't play Rugby, 'cause the goalposts give him flashbacks Mary was a virgin, yeah, I've heard that one before

Last verse: Jesus we're only kidding, Jesus we're only kidding, Jesus we're only kidding, Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.

(mit seinen 12 freunden kann jesus doch rugby league spielen, faellt mir grade auf)