And this is what happened!!!!

Thursday 9pm departed Heathrow for Hong Kong Friday 5pm (local time) land at Hong Kong Friday 7:30pm after getting washed and changed at the hotel, get to Hong Kong Stadium for evening set of matches, the drinking starts now! HK$160 (£16 for a 2 litre jug) Friday 10pm leave stadium, after seeing England win their first match, head for Wan Chai for more drinking and some grub (proper Chinese food) Friday 11pm Went to Carnegie's, more drinking Friday 2:30am somehow managed to break my glasses (but not in a fight!) Saturday 3am wasted, stumbled back to hotel Saturday 10am woke up, sore head, head back to stadium Saturday 11:30am try to eat authicate chisnese food (Macdonalds) Saturday 3pm after wandering around the stadium and having a look/see decide to go to top of east stand and catch a kip Saturday 4:30pm head back to South stand and start drinking again with my fellow Rugby club drinkers Saturday 6:30pm Beer fight in the South Stand (what a waste) Saturday 7pm England now won three out of three, head back to hotel, wash/change Saturday 8pm Get taxi to Kowloon, head for Fish restaurant, favourite of one of group who visits Hong Kong on business a fair bit Saturday 8:10pm feel ill, the smell is foul and I'm not talking about the fish! Saturday 9pm Tried to eat prawns after heading and shelling them, lobster and other types of fishy things Saturday 11pm taxi back to Wan Chai, head for 'dusk till dawn' band was crap, more drinking Sunday 1am head back to hotel, not so wasted, some of the others carry on the party Sunday 1:05am Found the England v Wales match on telly so watch that Sunday 3am go to bed Sunday 5am Room mate returns, am told all the gory detail Sunday 6am fall back to sleep Sunday 10am wake up, head back to stadium for finals day, South stand Sunday 12noon start drinking Sunday 12:30pm mini rugby ball fight with West stand, South stand closed full, means if you leave it you have to queue to get back in Sunday 1pm start buying pies at HK$35 each (£3.50) Sunday 2pm It starts raining (alot) (monsoon??) Sunday 3pm am very wet Sunday 5pm after winning the quarter final over Samoa, England beat Wales in Semi final, will play Fiji in final Sunday 6pm Scotland lose plate final to South Africa Sunday 6:30pm The rain has yet to stop Sunday 7pm England win the Hong Kong Sevens for the first time!! Sunday 7:15pm Phil Greening opens the champange and sparys us wet idiots in the south stand! Sunday 8pm Head back to Hotel to shower and change, nick the dressing grown and slippers Sunday 9pm Head to airport Sunday 10pm More Chinese food (Macdonalds) Sunday 11:30pm leave Hong Kong Monday 4:30am Arrive at Heathrow Monday 7am get home Monday 11am Get new pair of glasses Monday 3pm get some sleep

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